love, lizzie

love, lizzie

there are only 3 things in life a girl needs:
love to make her weak
alcohol to make her strong
best friends when both make her hit the floor

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JELLO IS A FUN

http://www.jellotime.com/

saturday well spent. credits to an MLIA post.

clicks the jello and thou shall chortle

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aw..

Recently, my mommy was released from the hospital. Earlier this week, she was really excited about going to this party with her dance members, but she ended up missing it because she was later rushed to the ER.

Today, all 12 of her dance friends came to see her and give her get well gifts. They crowded into our tiny living room chattering up a storm as my mom rushed down the stairs in her pajamas to see them.

my mom has really sweet friends. and it sorta makes me wonder how all of them were able to fit inside a minivan…

and little asian ladies are cute. :)

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sanabananana:

He sings this song SO WELL. :)

why are you so cute…

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withacherryontop:

Lizzie and Lucy, this is Jessica, the girl you’ll be babysitting over winter break. I’ll admit that she’s a little crazy and annoying at times, but just don’t give her any coke and you’ll be fine. I’ve known her since the day after she was born on December 24th at 9:06 pm and I can assure you that she’s very fun and loving and awesome (in case you couldn’t tell by the pictures). Btw, in case you were wondering, we were trying to eat our feet in the second to last picture…

=)

cherry, it’s gonna be a fun winter break… B) ohh hoo hoo hoo

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im not really a fan of domestic violence. solution: just dont get a boobish boyfriend.

title: Asian Girlfriend Destroys PS3

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why hello thar

(via fuckyeahindieboys)

why hello thar

convo

"attempted murder"

  • xXxSweet ChixXx: DUDE i want to post a story on MLIA
  • xXxSweet ChixXx: hmf
  • AzNzOo123: today, i almost drowned someone in the ocean MLIA
  • AzNzOo123: would be yours
  • hubb is still bitter about the beach incident.

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ps alvin you should be following these people
pps kris wilson definitely isnt a football player :)

(via fuckyeahcyanideandhappiness)

ps alvin you should be following these people

pps kris wilson definitely isnt a football player :)

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okay…this isn’t funny guys.

okay…this isn’t funny guys.